Collected here are documents and images that show that Bert is Evil. Many of these documents were submitted by anonymous sources who choose not to be revealed. All the files have been verified and cross-referenced with the FBI and other Intelligence Agencies.

The following files may contain graphic information, please proceed with caution.

Bert is Evil !
The evidence!

• The JFK assassination
• Bert being a Bad Influence on Ernie
• Bert assaults Prairie Dawn
• Hitler and his favorite General
• A Photo from Ernie's Album
• One of the few photos of Bert with Mr. Hooper
• The Original Box of the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll
• Elmo Backmasked
• The Michael Jackson Connection
• Bert at Woodstock
• The O.J. Connection
• The Jimmy Swaggart Scandal
• Bert and the KKK
• Unibomber
• F.B.I. Alien Dossier
• Mars Surveillance Photos
• The Lost Pamela Lee Video Excerpt
• Bert on Jerry Springer
• The Dennis Rodman Connection
• "I think those are Ernie's shoes!"
• Crop Circles
• Bert's Nose Correction
• The Kevin Costner Connection
• The Easter Island Monolith

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